WINNERS

THEO

Biggest winner of the night, in my opinion. In the first episode of his Challenge career, he managed to work his way into being one of my favorites with this incredible setup after an argument with Ashley.

Not to mention, he picked a GREAT competitor in Cara Maria to be his partner. Overall, damn good debut episode for the rook.

DA’VONNE

Obviously Day is a winner because she won the first challenge of the season, but her commentary makes her a winner…EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE.

CT

Probably the hardest I laughed outside of the Theo/Ashley/Cara setup I mentioned earlier. How can one simply not love CT?

CHALLENGE FANS

Let’s be honest, we’re all winners because Nany, Leroy, and Wes are back on our TVs.

LOSERS

PAURA

Individually, I wouldn’t say Cara and Paulie were “losers” in the season premiere. However, when combined…

Thank god my kids go to sleep before The Challenge comes on or they wouldn’t sleep for weeks from the nightmares this image gave them.

LIZ

Not only was Liz one of the first two prospects eliminated, this also happened…

Tough scene.

CHASE

It took CT and Turbo a longer time to stroll their happy asses into the house (about 14 seconds, but who’s counting?) than it did for Chase to fall COMPLETELY in love with Nany. Wrong show, Chase.